derPinguin's Xanga

Wednesday, December 06, 2006

Wed, 06 Dec 2006 20:15:00 GMT

Wow, has it really been 2 months since I've last updated? Well anyway, I've been living in this crap factory doing nothing except playing: *clears throat* Okami, RE Outbreak, RE 4 (Pro Mode!), Sims 2, Halo, Half-Life and so on. The other night I nearly played Silent Hill 2, while last night I ALMOST played RE Nemesis. I was too busy screencapping Batman Begins and then for some reason I had the need to play Sims 2. I forgot how good that movie was. >_>

Time to ramble about crap you probably won't care about. *EMOCRYCUT*

Thanksgiving sucked. Some guys need to be kicked in the teeth. My friends are awsome because they're there for me at the moment. I feel bad for being a jerk and nearly losing a good friend. I never get to see JC because SOME PEOPLE can't get it through their heads that they shouldn't hog him even though they keep SAYING they won't(no JC, there isn't enough of you to go around, obviously). HE HAS OTHER FRIENDS HE CARES ABOUT. I've learned that a lot of the people I know like to USE me or my friends. PEOPLE NEED TO STOP TALKING CRAP BEFORE A NINJA COMES. Ninjas HATE IT when people talk crap about people they know nothing about, just read the book. I wish I could have a ninja for a friend. Now I want to get a Tenchu game. I have no moneys though. Weekends suck ass now. G4 sucks now, but I still think Adam is awsome. Adam from Mythbusters is also awsome. I want an X-Box 360 so I can play Halo 3 and Dead Rising and RE 5 and a few other games that I can't think of right now. I am angry that the Playstation 3 is SO DAMN EXPENSIVE and that Silent Hill 5 is only coming out on it. The Wii looks okay, but I don't think the games are good. I hope RE: Umbrella Chronicles is good. If I ever get a Wii, I hope I don't break anything with the "wiimote". I want some apple because they are tasty and I need some fruits and veggies in my diet BECAUSE THERE ARE NONE AT MY HOUSE. OKAY HA?!

Saturday, September 23, 2006

Sat, 23 Sep 2006 08:23:41 GMT

I have a Gamecube!...for a couple months at least. So I've been working on Resident Evil 4 for the GC. AGH I love the castle chapters! >_< Makes me want to live in one.

The Snake Eater data is broken on my memory card somehow so Carlos and I are both very sad. It was on hard mode too. :/

OH NOES IT'S 4 IN THE MORNING!

Friday, September 08, 2006

Fri, 08 Sep 2006 19:11:00 GMT

I guess I'll update.

I've been oh-so busy playing Resident Evil Outbreak File 2 and 0. I like Outbreak, even if it isn't online because I find it funny and it's fun too, and I like 0...it's pretty. :O~~~

I've been hanging out with 3 of my friends a lot lately. We all graduated so we have nothing better to do than to hang out. :/ Uh...OUTBREAK!

George! Kevin! George! George! Kevin! David! Kevin! Yes! David! George! Yes! Yoko! Sorry, no. David! Yes! Yup! Oh dear, help! George! Come over here!

I had a dream with George in it. I was yelling his name and I found him. It was the coolest dream ever. Tee hee.

Monday, August 28, 2006

Mon, 28 Aug 2006 02:05:55 GMT

Hung out at a friend's house all day today. Me, Amy and Carlos had to walk to Lopez's house. About halfway there, it started to rain....hard. Luckily we got a ride to his house. Needless to say we were soaked for a while. We watched Dodgeball and then we almost finished Silent Hill in one sitting, but we had to leave. We played in this order: Me, Sarah, Me, Lopez then Carlos. I had to play most of it though. Oh well, it's fun to show off my mad skillz. Saturday I hung out at the mall with the same people.

Tuesday, August 15, 2006

Tue, 15 Aug 2006 17:51:21 GMT

I found this story last night that I wrote, I find it hilarious to type like an idiot.

once a pon a land, thaer weres a group of peoples names kelly, emily, kelsey and jacklr. They say "lets go to silent hill" everyone say yay!

they walked to silent hill. "yay we are at the siletn hill!' they screams!

The ywaked around Silent hill for a few hours. "looks!" says kelly" that thing with the pyramid shaped head is raping the legs! WHY!?!11"

Jack says"thats because its jealous"

"ok"

they walk away. emily gets boredf and runs to a cafe and drinks milk. "ok" say kelsey"wheres the toilet?"

Jack says go to the place wit h the stalls"

"but thats not here" says kesley, so she hugs a tre.

thye walked to a place that had a table. "look!" says kelly" theres a dog on that plate!'

"yay!' jack scrmeams and he eats it, side quests and all.

"ew!" everyones screams, "that's not cool!"

so they find restrooms...AND TEH EVIL BABIES! "OH no@! scremas kelly~!" " not them!" and she rund to a stall and hides.

emily kickis them in the heasd and they dies.

"yay!"

then they run to levin street and say hi to dogs. "THIS IS my firend!" say kellyu as she pets a doggie. Kelsey finds a key when she tried to go to sleep in the doggie house. lets berak into the house!" says emily. so they use the doghouse key to g oin the house. Then they try to watch tv but cant sicne the power was out. somehow with out finding the keys for the back door, they go out the back door. "oh no!! it got night time somehow!" says kelly. ierjgakjg

then flying things swooped down and carried jacklr awat. ohno111!" they say~! now we have to rescue him!' so they run after him waving theiir arms around.

"stop flying" thay say but it throws jack on top of the water tower.

"aaaragh' says emily"now what?" Jack started screaming adn everyone just watched him. jakc had to fall off to get away from teh moth monster. "oh no!" "a moth!" they all screamed. then they ran inside, and upstairs to find jack. jack got carreid away by the moth befroe they reached the top of the tower. they ran dow nthe street following the moth. legs and zombies and bebies and birds and pyramid haeads chased them too.

""ARGH noo1!!" everyone screamed. "I dont like this" says kesley as she climbs upa tree to try to catch jack, and she does somehow. "yay!" everyones says!

so then they all turn around and face the whole lot of enemies amd they all trnsfomr into the SEXEH BEAM people. and they shoot them with the powers of stuff. then they walk to the mall.

as they ran around the mall, they found bread shops and they stoles some tongs and grabbed a key with them. then the cat got eaten by a stupid baby. then teh monsters that lived in teh mall attacked !!! everyone shot them with their magical poerwers and the monsters dies. people still needed to go to the bathroom, so they found ohnw at the mall. emily was like, 'hey kelsey, pyt your hand in thetoilet..theres trees in it>" so she is about to bur says "ickems i dont wanna"

so they dont go to the bathroom and run back to the streets..

jack peepeed his pants cuz he didnt go to the bathroom. everyone sats "wwwaaaaaaa ewwwww.." and jack laufhed. ccccccccccccccccccccccccccc emaly got bit by a dog and jack said "youw hand look pretty." and he tried to eat it. emily says" noooooooo mah hand and she runds to ahospital. everybody follewd and got attacked by doctors. jack beat them wit hhis head and cried. soon, the monster were diead and the nurses showed up?~ emilt couldnt find bandaids and aslo cired. jacikk drank an ampule. w00t he said. emily wanted one too so she tried to find one. she went to the basement and got one and fought back up to the lobby. "ya" thay said. lets go hom. they go home.

Saturday, August 12, 2006

Sat, 12 Aug 2006 19:13:13 GMT

Oh mah gawd you guys. I got a LiveJournal. If you have one, add me to your friend thing, yo!

http://zepinguin.livejournal.com/

Friday, August 11, 2006

Fri, 11 Aug 2006 17:35:50 GMT

LOLOLOLOL

My friend came over to play RE4 on professional mode, and he beat it. Then he got mad because I was rooting for the wrong guy on the last boss fight in the castle. I, on the other hand, beat the first RE.

And I got my hair cut.

Saturday, July 29, 2006

Sat, 29 Jul 2006 18:12:06 GMT

Okay so I'm updating in reply to Tina's accusations of me using Facebook or MySpace so much that I no longer care for xanga. (Just kidding Tina!)

Here's what I've been up to:
I beat Resident Evil 4 a couple times. I love that game!
I beat Dino Crisis 2. B rank!
I've had a couple "parties" (I guess?) with a bunch of friends. We played Mercenaries till the cows came home. I do my best with Krauser (I feel good about that since no one else can handle him lololololol), so I need to work with Wesker so I'm best with him too.
Verdugo came over to my house yesterday. Now he's my best friend and MY right hand.
I'm "trying" to play RE Code: Veronica. Goddamn bats. I should have never given that guy the hemostat! D: And why the hell does Claire give him her lighter too?! I think I'm doing things out of order too.

So that's about it. I've been playing video games and hanging out with people. Wow, I've been playing nothing but Capcom games lately. O_o

Thursday, July 06, 2006

Thu, 06 Jul 2006 06:49:09 GMT

Googlism:

william birkin is one of the leading reaserchers for the t
william birkin is the creator of the g virus that has infested raccoon city and takes his work way too seriously
william birkin is the last boss of resident evil 2 and the hardest monster to kill in the game
william birkin is a smart man who can make just about anything he wants
william birkin is a brilliant scientist working for the umbrella corporation
william birkin is wesker's former research partner
william birkin is researching the t
william birkin is perhaps better known as the creature which follows your characters around and attacks them
william birkin is the umbrella scientist responsible for the creation of the g
william birkin is in scenario b at the entrance of the sewer
william birkin is also responsible for a virus in which fed new life to the dead
william birkin is a famous umbrella scientist
william birkin is the master mind behind the g
william birkin is one sexy motherfucker
william birkin is partnered up with wesker and they are two of the best scientists in umbrella
william birkin is not a pushover since he will be in his third form by the time you fight him in the umbrella lift
william birkin is the genius behind all this mess
william birkin is the best charictor but leon has the most sex appeal

Um....no to that last one. Leon's cool but...
Of course my personal favorite is: william birkin is one sexy motherfucker

Tuesday, July 04, 2006

Tue, 04 Jul 2006 22:37:59 GMT

What type of Resident Evil zombie are you?

Hey look, it's the friendly zombie. You don't like to feast alone, you like to share. When you attack your victims you prefer to do it with a group of your zombie friends and make it into a challenging sport. More fun that way isn't it? After all, they can't shoot all of you at once.
Take this quiz!

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