I found this story last night that I wrote, I find it hilarious to type like an idiot.
once a pon a land, thaer weres a group of peoples names kelly, emily, kelsey and jacklr. They say "lets go to silent hill" everyone say yay!
they walked to silent hill. "yay we are at the siletn hill!' they screams!
The ywaked around Silent hill for a few hours. "looks!" says kelly" that thing with the pyramid shaped head is raping the legs! WHY!?!11"
Jack says"thats because its jealous"
"ok"
they walk away. emily gets boredf and runs to a cafe and drinks milk. "ok" say kelsey"wheres the toilet?"
Jack says go to the place wit h the stalls"
"but thats not here" says kesley, so she hugs a tre.
thye walked to a place that had a table. "look!" says kelly" theres a dog on that plate!'
"yay!' jack scrmeams and he eats it, side quests and all.
"ew!" everyones screams, "that's not cool!"
so they find restrooms...AND TEH EVIL BABIES! "OH no@! scremas kelly~!" " not them!" and she rund to a stall and hides.
emily kickis them in the heasd and they dies.
"yay!"
then they run to levin street and say hi to dogs. "THIS IS my firend!" say kellyu as she pets a doggie. Kelsey finds a key when she tried to go to sleep in the doggie house. lets berak into the house!" says emily. so they use the doghouse key to g oin the house. Then they try to watch tv but cant sicne the power was out. somehow with out finding the keys for the back door, they go out the back door. "oh no!! it got night time somehow!" says kelly. ierjgakjg
then flying things swooped down and carried jacklr awat. ohno111!" they say~! now we have to rescue him!' so they run after him waving theiir arms around.
"stop flying" thay say but it throws jack on top of the water tower.
"aaaragh' says emily"now what?" Jack started screaming adn everyone just watched him. jakc had to fall off to get away from teh moth monster. "oh no!" "a moth!" they all screamed. then they ran inside, and upstairs to find jack. jack got carreid away by the moth befroe they reached the top of the tower. they ran dow nthe street following the moth. legs and zombies and bebies and birds and pyramid haeads chased them too.
""ARGH noo1!!" everyone screamed. "I dont like this" says kesley as she climbs upa tree to try to catch jack, and she does somehow. "yay!" everyones says!
so then they all turn around and face the whole lot of enemies amd they all trnsfomr into the SEXEH BEAM people. and they shoot them with the powers of stuff. then they walk to the mall.
as they ran around the mall, they found bread shops and they stoles some tongs and grabbed a key with them. then the cat got eaten by a stupid baby. then teh monsters that lived in teh mall attacked !!! everyone shot them with their magical poerwers and the monsters dies. people still needed to go to the bathroom, so they found ohnw at the mall. emily was like, 'hey kelsey, pyt your hand in thetoilet..theres trees in it>" so she is about to bur says "ickems i dont wanna"
so they dont go to the bathroom and run back to the streets..
jack peepeed his pants cuz he didnt go to the bathroom. everyone sats "wwwaaaaaaa ewwwww.." and jack laufhed. ccccccccccccccccccccccccccc emaly got bit by a dog and jack said "youw hand look pretty." and he tried to eat it. emily says" noooooooo mah hand and she runds to ahospital. everybody follewd and got attacked by doctors. jack beat them wit hhis head and cried. soon, the monster were diead and the nurses showed up?~ emilt couldnt find bandaids and aslo cired. jacikk drank an ampule. w00t he said. emily wanted one too so she tried to find one. she went to the basement and got one and fought back up to the lobby. "ya" thay said. lets go hom. they go home.
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